Mike Wazowski: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

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how to fall in love

  • Find a complete stranger.

  • Reveal to each other intimate details about your lives for half an hour.

  • Then, stare deeply into each other’s eyes without talking for four minutes.

New York psychologist, Professor Arthur Aron, has been studying why people fall in love.

He asked his subjects to carry out the above 3 steps and found that many of his couples felt deeply attracted after the 34 minute experiment. Two of his subjects later got married.

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I’m sorry that I just don’t know what to do.

Ask my ”top 5” of anything.

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eisnekcam:

scene-killer:

this really is what adulthood is like

kelly and I