Leo (July 23 -August 22)
Please be prepared for a rocky road with Leo. They can be selfish, even in the bedroom. However, Leo is interested in more than just sex. They want love and Leo does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants love and friendship too. Leo can be very romantic, however when in bed, they want a show.
A Leo’s partner adores her because she is sexy without even trying. Leo women like to play with men, and like them to obey every word.
(Source: lovesexzodiac)
Leo rules the back. Therefore, a sensual massage will get them going. Make sure you keep physical contact at all times, and don’t be afraid to kiss and nibble their back.
(Source: lovesexzodiac)
10 Things a Leo Hates:
- People who dress better than them
- People with better cars than them
- Being ignored
- Being provoked to jealousy
- Being too cold
- Being too wet
- Being forced to go to church
- Being trapped inside on a sunny day
- Being told to slow down
- Being told they can’t flirt
this month’s horoscopes
ARIES: oh god, you’re still here. oh, god. you’re still here. oh. OH, GOD
TAURUS: storms under the skin; pale, watery milk; drippings
GEMINI: now is the time to be afraid. now is the time to set each endless house on fire
CANCER: please. please. please. please. pLEASE??? please? PLease? please? PLE
LEO: humming. a slow, crushing descent. blindness.
VIRGO: your tenuous grip on reality will be showcased on national television
LIBRA: a flood of panic. brooding. ants
SCORPIO: shrieking metal; 500 polaroids of grey skies
SAGITTARIUS: be aware of the many types of water, how they can each be drowned in, the way your mother tilts her head, the color of the dirt
CAPRICORN: BIRDS. BIRDS
AQUARIUS: use the crushing, inescapable loneliness to create something stunning
PISCES: every stranger a future ghost
this month’s horoscopes:
PISCES: your head swells. the walls begin to breathe. what the hell is up with your head/walls
ARIES: the body without organs can also bloom
TAURUS: don’t go down to the old bridge down to the don’t go down to the no don’t go down don’t down the old bridge no
GEMINI: inhale. this is your body. exhale. this is not your body right now
CANCER: a blur on the horizon. why is it approaching you. what do you have in your hands
LEO: a white box. you are gone. i am so sorry
VIRGO: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
LIBRA: headlights, endless, stretching. you don’t remember how long you’ve been here. none of us do
SCORPIO: the sun blazes above. your feet are planted in the endless sand. you have become no more than the wind now
SAGITTARIUS: bones, cracking. bones, uncracked. bones, sighing through the winter. bones
CAPRICORN: the slow swirl of chattering voices around you will subside. do not hate them when they’re gone
AQUARIUS: this, as with all things, is just dirt too
